Today, I went to my first meeting at the university women’s group, excited to become a more involved feminist. The first item on the meeting’s agenda? The upcoming bake sale. FML
Today, my best friend who I have known for ten years recommended I didn’t continue a relationship with my girlfriend. I thought she wanted to go out with me which I was hoping for, for a long time. Turns out she wanted to go out with her. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, “And your mom?” Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mom died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, “She still in the same graveyard?” FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were both at home, sick. We decided to make the best of it and spent the day in bed together. Things got a little steamy, and we started making out. As I started kissing her neck, I got nauseous. Before I could pull away, I threw up all over her. FML
